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 Post subject: I think I'm dealing with a cunt, you decide...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:02 am 
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There's a small group of us that walk our dogs in the same park between 1100 and 1300 every day, (one or more of us is likely to be in the park between those hours.

The "rules" are that all dogs should be on 6' leashes and the shit must be picked up but none of this is really policed by the town so it comes down to everyone being sensible and reasonable.

I have my 8 1/2 month German Shepherd who's only thought when approaching a human or other dog is "Let's play". His best friend, a black Shepherd call Remy, (short for Remington), just a year old is pretty much the same.

They both have several other friends ranging from "Woofy" the Yorkshire Terrier through Zephyr the Husky and they all play well together.

There's two women that regularly bring their dogs to the same park at the same time. The first one is a mix called Finn... Pretty big dog that has, per our police officer friends observation, has bitten four people and attacked multiple dogs including mine when he was 4 and 5 months old respectively. She'd previously told us to keep our dog away from hers because he's aggressive and will hurt our dogs. He just met Remy off leash and she took him to the vet for a little cut on his jowl after Remy defended himself because he came to play. She's a whiny cunt and has probably been taught her lesson.

The fun one is a woman who is so monumentally stupid that she is telling people in the park that both Remy and Toby need to be fixed because her dog will fuck ours up... Errr, let's think about that... Our friendly dogs need to be fixed because hers is an aggressive and uncontrolled animal... Fucking retard.

Her dog is a "designer dog"... It's a cocker doodle labradoodle thing that is tall and skinny. She puffs her chest out and is proud that she has the biggest and most aggressive dog in the park. She thinks and states that her dog has Saint Bernard in him so he can't be beaten... The most docile dogs I've come across are Bernards... :Idunno:

Would I be wrong to point out that the biggest, nastiest animal in the park is not her silly designer dog but, in fact, it's me and that if her dog attacks my dog or his friends he will be fighting me too and that her vet won't know where to start on the reconstructive surgery?

Make the call!

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 Post subject: Re: I think I'm dealing with a cunt, you decide...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:29 am 
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Oh Dear !! ...Ginge ...Yup I know how proud the owners of the dogs that represent there inner self can act up . :lol:
The best option is to be nice to the de.arranged dog owners ..give them a frendly doggie bag from your doggie to their doggies ... and a specialy made soja burger ,with sesame seeds and aloe vera ..to the owners .
Any commercial Laxitive will do
...but to get the clinical stuff is Way more Fun . :lol:
If you want a more perminent result ...Er ...Um ... :snipe:


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On reflection to the best solution / outcome ..is quite simple ...and no obvious traces .... :evil:
I have no fucking idea what would happen if one gently sprayed a "dog on heat " pheramone onto the ladies ...
Could be gratifiying to film that .... :lol: . You would have them by the tits ! :eek: ...Cluster fucking under aged dogs in a public place should be a criminal offence :clap:
Just saying :lol:


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I'm playing the long game right now... In 10 months time Toby will be 18 months old and be at least 90lbs. He's also a dog that "practices fighting" every day with a similarly sized Shepherd for around an hour. He comes out of several lines that were bred and trained as Schutzhunds, (think protection dogs)... I don't think he'll take any shit from anyone let alone a fucking designer dog..

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