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 Post subject: The "Yet Another Dumb Fucking Pongo" Thread...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:06 pm 
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The point of this topic is to document the litany of fuck ups there are in the Army. It is here so that, in the future, when the gobshite Stackers and Slop Jockeys in the Army start on another one of their "The RAF Regiment Suck" crusades, rather than have to actually respond to their idiocy you can just post a link to this thread and walk away laughing. Don't be shy now, post away...

I'll start with this little "Einstien"...


Drug arrest Brit: 'I was stitched up'


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A British man arrested at an airport in Venezuela claims he thought he was carrying diamonds not cocaine.

Ah, I see... smuggling diamonds is ok... :roll: :wanker:

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They were immediately detained and their twins Libby and Lucy, aged two, were taken into care along with Mrs Makin's children from a previous relationship Jack, eight and Megan, seven. Relatives have now flown out to be with the youngsters.

He decided to break the law with his wife and four kids in tow... :headbang: :slap:

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Bus driver Makin, a former Cheshire Regiment soldier, was already wanted by UK police after failing to attend court.

He can't even claim that it was a simple aberration... Because he's been bad at home too...

The British Army... Cunts the lot of them...

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To continue:-

British soldier gets too tanked and crashes two tanks


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Taking one British army light tank out for a joyride and driving it off the road might be considered reckless. Commandeering a second armoured vehicle and smashing it into a tree must surely count as attention-seeking.


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The soldier clambered into the first light tank and trundled out of the encampment toward the town of Bergen during the night but veered off the road after 500 metres.

Disappointed but undeterred by his failure to master the controls, he reportedly walked into the base and climbed into a second tank. This time he was spotted by a British military police patrol.
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Those who are found to fall short of the army's high standards are dealt with accordingly


The Army must be pretty much empty then...

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This one is sad because he killed his mate through his unprofessionalism:-

British soldier convicted of manslaughter after shooting friend


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A British soldier who shot dead a colleague while playing with a gun he thought was unloaded was convicted of manslaughter today.

I suppose he missed the lesson on NSP's...

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He had aimed a sniper rifle "in jest" at Vakabua as he lay asleep without realising the weapon was loaded, a court martial heard.

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Kendrick told his court martial at Bulford military court in Wiltshire that he was messing around with a sniper rifle he had not been trained to use. He then cocked the weapon and pulled the trigger, shooting Vakabua, who was lying on a bunk bed.

Also seems to have missed the lesson entitled "Never point a weapon at anyone in jest".

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A month before his death Vakabua had saved the life of another soldier injured by mortar fire, volunteering to drive him to a helicopter evacuation site despite the continued attack.

Damn shame...

RIP Edward Vakabua

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The point of this topic is to document the litany of fuck ups there are in the Army. It is here so that, in the future, when the gobshite Stackers and Slop Jockeys in the Army start on another one of their "The RAF Regiment Suck" crusades, rather than have to actually respond to their idiocy you can just post a link to this thread and walk away laughing. Don't be shy now, post away...

I'll start with this little "Einstien"...


Drug arrest Brit: 'I was stitched up'


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A British man arrested at an airport in Venezuela claims he thought he was carrying diamonds not cocaine.

Ah, I see... smuggling diamonds is ok... :roll: :wanker:

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They were immediately detained and their twins Libby and Lucy, aged two, were taken into care along with Mrs Makin's children from a previous relationship Jack, eight and Megan, seven. Relatives have now flown out to be with the youngsters.

He decided to break the law with his wife and four kids in tow... :headbang: :slap:

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Bus driver Makin, a former Cheshire Regiment soldier, was already wanted by UK police after failing to attend court.

He can't even claim that it was a simple aberration... Because he's been bad at home too...

The British Army... Cunts the lot of them...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:07 pm 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rtial.html
Could be worse. He could have been on rapier

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:30 pm 
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Ah yes... A true credit to the British Army... a lean, mean fighting machine... even though he is about 25 pounds overweight and out of shape... No wonder his girlfriend, (Jade, no less :roll: ), dumped his fat arse... :Violin:

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What was it that was said in the days of us having CVRT ? Fight fitness be a tanky

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And a little snippet from my local Rag

http://www.granthamjournal.co.uk/news/S ... 4969535.jp

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SOLDIER has avoided jail after stealing a motorbike from a comrade who was away fighting in Afghanistan


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He also admitted possessing rounds of ammunition, which police had found in the bedroom


But the scariest bit of the story :o

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Challoner, who is now unemployed, has applied to rejoin the forces


I bet they snap him up!!!!!

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Love the fact the page in the paper is sponsored by RLC TA :lol:

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Just so it doesn't go away... :-D

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